French lavender farm

Code word for Brothel in French alps where titty fucking is most common.
I’m going to work at a French lavender farm don’t tell my parents
by Frenchy789 October 08, 2020
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Farm Right Nationalism

A new type of nationalism that is superior to any other forms of nationalism because it emphasizes the importance of being a self reliant, or semi self reliant, farmer or gardener for your family, neighborhood, community, and nation. Reject GMO based foods by Big Farm, embrace based, traditional, organic grown food by local family farms.
Few will take this into account; the sun will never set on Farm Right Nationalism.
Farm Right Nationalism is more based than Vince Dao Nationalism.
by CaliBoy18 November 08, 2021
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farm publication survey

acts too unspeakable to name, frequently performed in coffehouses.
I'm off to the coffee shop to code me some farm publication survey.
by ahem excuse me September 26, 2010
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Avon Old Farms

Avon old farms cmoonly known to people as "shit town" or "podunk" is known for its very uncivilized winged beavers. They have been known to charge on mnay occasions and miss most of the time. They dont understand the concept of waiting for traffic and are commonly hit by cars. They are best known becasue of their ignorance (for u guys at avon that means stupidity.) They have tried and failed to spell salisbury with an "a" rather then a "u"
A young immature boy said "Ill go to avon." that same boy as an old man said "I wish my ass had a brain." :)
by JD Kirkendoll May 04, 2005
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avon old farms

Avon Old Farms is the home of many dick sucking homosexuals that enjoy to take it up the butt and OD on steroids. 4/20 is a holiday for the inhabitants of Avon and they suck their teachers off to get better grades because they sure as hell cant do it on their own, those dumb sons of bitches.
"Look at billy sucking off Mr. Mackey"
"My butt is sore" said James the all american football player
by UncleJemima April 26, 2005
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delicate moisture farm

I gently tilled the fields of her delicate moisture farm.
by bifurious February 17, 2007
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empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).
Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...
by Ereck Flowers December 11, 2011
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