Skip to main content

Flossy on a budget

Creating the illusion that you're living a life of luxury, but secretly cutting corners to do so.
He always eats at the fanciest restaurants............but orders the spaghetti with meat sauce?..........he is trying to be flossy on a budget" or "They are trying to be flossy on a budget by staying in Cabo for a week.............at the Motel 6.
by motorola2009 November 26, 2010
mugGet the Flossy on a budget mug.

floaty dance

The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.

Coined by Dane Cook
Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.
by skatingjenny January 16, 2011
mugGet the floaty dance mug.
Related Words
Florida flop floof floater flow flower Floop flo flob flock

floodjizz

noun; a rush of semen that no levee can withhold; typically produced by males after a prolonged period of abstinence or failure.
1) Who would have thought that floodjizz wasn't covered by her homeowner's policy? 2) My floodjizz led to a lot of stray dogs.
by Nosiay November 17, 2011
mugGet the floodjizz mug.

flolf

A Game often defined as Football golf and or Floater Golf, as presented by Neil Diamond.
Ben:"Hey Barnes did you see the Flolf last night?"
Barnes:"Yes."
Ben:"Braddaz"
by Q4J April 26, 2014
mugGet the flolf mug.

Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."
by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
mugGet the Flonger Blasted mug.

floor weed

Burnt weed that is usually flung or dumped out of your bowl once you've finished it. Usually searched for and smoked in times of dire need of weed.
Bro I ran out of weed so I went in my closet and found some floor weed.
by eZaF May 24, 2016
mugGet the floor weed mug.

Flossidexity

Once They See It, They Wanna Be It.
Niggas be flossidexity, damn shame.
by Flossidexity June 14, 2016
mugGet the Flossidexity mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email