First!

Something said when an internet addicted asshole on YouTube feels the need to induce their feeling of superiority by entering a comment section just as the YouTube video has been published then types "first". Those sanctimonious narcissists are oblivious to the fact that the chances are that they most likely aren't the first to comment on the video as YouTube doesn't load other comments straight away, thus ending up with around 10 people screaming "first". If you are one of those silly individuals please just stop because you're not special, nor funny.

I vehemently despise those pretentious man-children who claim "first!" in every single YouTube video because nobody gives a flying fuck.

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2021

first kiss

the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is

My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.

by Jake March 1, 2004

Country First

The Republican party and John McCain's slogan or catch phrase in the 2008 presidential campaign.

If you want to put the country first, then you should embrace change and say "Yes We Can", then vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

by mnihnuht October 20, 2008

First Index

1--A pit of torturous hell, unending shit of Boiling gaseous fumes.
2-- A violent end with no future in sight.

I would rather have uncontrollable diarrhea and drink a bucket of AIDS, then work at First Index!

by Joe Lyons July 10, 2003

First try, no warm up

Doing something on the very first attempt without preparation ahead of time.

Dude I blasted that video game, ollied a 3-stair, and made pancakes this morning first try, no warm up mofo!

by Redd Matrixx June 26, 2008

anti first law

When you get to a picture with no comments, instead of saying 'first', you say -anti first law- to prevent others from saying 'first'.

Comments:

Russell Derpson: ‎-anti first law-
10 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: first!
8 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: dammit
2 seconds ago

by Rage Guy April 8, 2012

first attatchment

First attachment is the very first person u get attached to basically (a first love ) but females don't claim them for how terrible they did them

He was my first attatchment

by Fuckingbadhoes450 March 30, 2017