Paella Fest

When a predominently male-dominated social gathering (sausage fest) is resolved by the addition of more females. Named after a spanish rice dish containing both sausage and clams.

guy1: that party was all penis until the ladies showed up around 11
guy2: ...so then it was a paella fest.

by jodyOs July 7, 2009

Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

Fuck-Fest

A really fucking annoying and or frustrating situation involving five or more people in a small space.

when trying top leave the movie theater, a 400 pound man tripped causing a serious fuck-fest for the people behing him

by anitasquatch horgan March 3, 2008

Balloon Fest

When there's a lot of girls hanging out, no guys, a girls of a sausagefest.

4 or more girls hanging out.

"all the girls are going out and having a balloon fest"

by Chalmeezy August 5, 2008

dyke fest

the female equivalent of a sausage fest. It is often misleadingly called a party, despite the lack of males present. Often involves taking photos, just to post on facebook, and mass bitching sessions.

Guy - Hey, what are you doing saturday night?
Girl - Oh, I'm going to a party.
Guy - Really? Who's?
Girl - Oh, it's Jane's.
Guy - Any guys going to be there?
Girl - Nah
Guy - Stupid dyke fest

by average_aussie November 19, 2010

Le Joyeux Festin

1)the french word for: the Happy Meal, from McDonnald. Pronounced: L-eh Joa-y-eh Fay-sten

2) a reference to an oral sexual act

1)
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!

2)
Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD

by MachinegunOarg December 23, 2007

festicle

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.

There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006