An English cup of tea

Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.
1: The tight sod didn’t even offer us a biscuit!

2: Oh… an English cup of tea?
by Mozzer December 25, 2022
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Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake
"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021
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Jay and Jacob in English

Down syndrome NEEEEEEE HOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
Jay and jacob in English can be Defined as

Miss: Jay and Jacob you cannot shit on the table
Jay and Jacob: NEEEEEEE HOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
by IsaacStoleMyWeed November 18, 2019
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english muffin top

when a girl has a muffin top as a result of eating too many english muffins
By golly, that girl with the english muffin top has been eating english muffins all day long!
by ohhfiasco February 03, 2010
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chicken bone english

Similar to engrish, the way newly arived foreigners talk when they come to America. Sorta racist maybe
I couldn't understand what that cabbie was saying with their f'ing chicken bone english
by Mike Russell October 18, 2003
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Old English furniture polish

Old English furniture polish

Or Old English wood polish

Made by company Reckitt Benckiser plc

Old english furniture polish conditions, cleans & helps protect your furniture to bring out wood's natural beauty

It is specially formulated for all light & dark wood surfaces throughout your home, including kitchen cabinets, wood furniture, wood paneling.

Old English furniture wood polish is available in Liquid form
& OIl Form.

OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Light Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Dark Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish (Canada)

AEROSOLS
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Almond
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Fresh Lemon

Old English® furniture cleaning products, polishes wood care products bring out wood's natural beauty.

Not to be confused with olde english 800 ,
A brand of American malt liquor brewed by the Miller Brewing Company. that was introduced in 1964 , No they are not the Same product .

Old English furniture polish is more similar to pledge wood cleaner , Murphy Oil Soap Wood Cleaner ,
Guardsman Wood cleaner & polish Liquid All-Purpose Cleaner, Weiman Products Clean Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray , Howard Oil-based Wood Polish & Conditioner , Scott's Liquid Gold Liquid Gold Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray.
Old English furniture polish. / wood polish is made for

Sprucing up / touching up worn out furniture made of wood

Like coffee tables with scratches and gouges, Nicks ,cuts and blemishes.

Brand Name : old english
Product Type : Wood Cleaner & Polish
Manufacturer: Reckitt Benckiser
Product Type : Furniture Polish & Oil

For best results, use as needed to remove dust and clean stains on wood furniture. To nourish and protect light or dark woods, you can apply Old English as often as you like. When your wood starts to look dull or dry, it's not too soon to polish.
by Blu_leef April 28, 2023
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Napkin to English Dictionary

A dictionary invented by Cami, the ever-powerful zombie ninja-fairy.

This dictionary is still being written.
Cami is the only known person able to speak fluent napkin.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.
by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 17, 2007
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