Emotion spasm

Outburst of multiple feelings

When you yell, cry, and scream at the same time, you're having an emotion spasm

by Emotional outburst April 2, 2015

crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

emotionally nearsighted

When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.

She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."

by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015

emotionally enclaved

When your body and mind are taken over by emotion without regard to boundaries

When I met the man of my dreams, I was emotionally enclaved with love and affection.

by Love child October 19, 2015

Emotional Milk

Something that is offered to those who need to harden the fuck up emotionally.

Oh look Jane's crying again, that bitch needs some emotional milk.

by renniehugh November 3, 2015

emotion spamming

Spamming on your keyboard due to excessive excitement, happiness, or sadness. Usually caused by someone's death in a book or tv show, or when it ends.

Girl #1: SOWBKSBDODJQOEBDKJFSKNWODBSKDNSOSNWOAJSINDSJ

Girl #2: Calm down and stop emotion spamming! Explain what happened.

by CrazyFanboy December 15, 2015

emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant

The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018