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the absolute hottest dude you’ll ever meet. super tall and athletic and polynesian and fine and seems really sweet probably and has kind of weird instagram posts but other than that he’s a pretty sick lad
by elijahlover999 June 19, 2022
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Elijah Squyres

Christian, saved member of the new kingdom.

Basketball Enthusiast, Outdoorsman, Snowboarder.
Nicknamed Squiggles
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"Elijah Squyres is a snowboarder.
by anonymous March 7, 2025
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Weed smoking, bass playing man who thinks primus is the greatest band of all time. He is not bald
That Elijah is pretty cool
by GonkMaster66 March 17, 2025
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Elijah is a great guy! I would love to buy him a srt
by yungdaggerdic2783 November 20, 2023
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Elijah is the most amazing person you will ever come across on this earth. He’s kind, caring, he really sucks at comforting you when you vent but he knows how to cheer you up with his funny jokes when you feel sad, so he doesn’t completely suck at comforting. He has a lot of friends and no matter how much he flirts with you, he’s pretty clueless. He’s really fine and has an awesome personality, you’d want to jump off a cliff if you couldn’t get with him.
1: “He’s really nice and caring, I love him
2: “That’s normal, he’s an Elijah!”
by tsunamimii June 21, 2023
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Elijah The spartan

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024
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Elijah is a g@y monkey. He has a big Shlong too. Don’t be fouled because he has such a big horse.
Omg! There’s Elijah and his big shlong
by Daddy gilbert May 11, 2022
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