by Sucky UNCLE November 18, 2015
When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.
by alwaysreamin October 11, 2015
Person A- "Hey dude, where did you find this video?"
Person B- "I was drunk youtubeing last night and posted this video to everyones facebook wall! haha."
Person B- "I was drunk youtubeing last night and posted this video to everyones facebook wall! haha."
by jrarndt17 January 03, 2011
Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs
by Mogar193 May 14, 2011
Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.
Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!
by Blazer1752 December 12, 2016
A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".
by DesertLord June 19, 2012
Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
Drunk Amy is my favorite!
by Inkedmomof2 September 23, 2017