donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.

Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!

by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007

Make peace with the donkey

PHRASE:
To accept one's fate. To give in to the inevitable.
From an old saying of unknown origin.

"Fate is a stubborn mule; sometimes you've got to give in and make peace with the donkey."
"Joe decided to make peace with the donkey and accept his punishment like a man."
"There's no point in living in the past. Make peace with the donkey and get on with your life."

by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006

donkaboo

Any ghetto rat that sets behind the wheel of a "DONK".

"That damn donkaboo just cut me off!", "Look at that donkaboo with the comb in his hair!"

by i dont like schwoogs February 28, 2009

Donk-honk

v. to casually beep or honk the horn of an automobile, usually practiced by men, while observing the fine badonkadonk or (usually large and/or round) derriere of a random woman or women on the street, whether they are walking, jogging, or standing. Not to be confused with ass-grabbing.

"Man, I donk-honked at this chick walkin' down Eastern Ave. She had a fine ass and I had to let her know that I noticed. She smiled back at me, too."

by CapitalsGains March 22, 2010

Donkey9

The most obscene sexual act in the realm of human comprehension. This act can be a combination of whatever the giver chooses, but must involve at least 3 foreign objects, 3 people, and 3 position changes and fluid.

"I brought the bullet casings and the latex gloves, if you've got the recycling we're ready to Donkey9!"

"Preheat the oven! We're gonna Donkey9!"

"I Donkey9ed so hard last night my ears bled"

"Bro, this one's a keeper! She let me and my roommate Donkey9 her last night"

by grouchermojo July 5, 2010

Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.

by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010

Donkahorn

A majestic mythical creature, like the Unicorn but instead of a horse with a single horn it is a donkey with a single horn.

"I lost all respect for the Unicorn when i saw how beautiful and magical the Donkahorn was."

by Th3 Travis December 27, 2011