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self docking

inserting implements (of your/or someone else choice into your manhole/japseye/ureathera. Ace.
I was self docking last sunday with a bic. it was swell.
by samryanjames June 29, 2006
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Shadow Dicking

The act of one or more shining a flashlight at their penis in a dark room to create interesting shapes on the wall which sometimes resemble animals.
A. Last night we got together and were shadow dicking for hours.

B. When I'm shadow dicking by myself I use an LED light .
by SirapT February 2, 2017
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docking

The act of taking a water going vessel (wessel in Star Trek speak) and connecting it to dock; ie, docking the vessel to a place of moreage.
I took my large dingy and backed that sucker deep into John's moreage. He was too kind to allow me to dock at graciously at private, reserved spot. It was a day for docking, let me tell you!
by The professor and Mary Anne August 16, 2007
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double dicking

Boy, Joe was really dicking Alan around.
Really? I thought Alan was dicking Joe around.
Yeah, I guess there was a lot of double dicking going on.
by tbigs April 7, 2010
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dicking

When something does not work out, or you get screwed over somehow...Always said with exclamation!
"I went to get playoff tickets, but they were sold out. I took a dicking!"

"Everyone got into the concert except for me, what a dicking!"
by sheeet June 20, 2006
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Docking

The lewd act of a homosexual couple where one participant nurtures and trains his fore skin and 'pee hole' to open unnaturally enough for his partner to ‘Dock’ with him in a rather odd and probably painful manner.
His penis really had a wide on, He was as loose as a clowns pocket.. I easily docked with him, Docking with him was exhilarating.
by monkey_man April 25, 2006
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Double Dicking

When two men have there dicks out and try to shove their dicks into each others urethra. There are championships for this and the current champion is "Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Ossas".
Tim: Did you see Pornhub's new double dicking video?
Leo: Yeh I cummed like never before.
by FML balling June 7, 2017
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