Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed.
"Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"
by mwood23 March 11, 2010
Get the Internet Transmitted Disease (ITD) mug.A serious deformation of the stomach and penis of a man. it is when your stomach sticks out farther than your dick do.
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Get the Dick-Do Disease mug.by the unconventional tzar November 16, 2009
Get the Babe Ruth's Disease mug.A rare disorder where a person is so overwhelmed and blinded by their significant other that their indiviudality is diminished. The infected no longer recognize their friends and become so controlled they give up those they love. Early symptoms resemble immense bug loving and wearing edge hats. It is yet to be discovered if this disease is curable. Friends have been trying for a very long time. If you know somone suffering from these early symptons, they may still be savable if you get them help early, please contact a doctor. This disease not only hurts the infected, but causes plenty of hurt and sadness to those around them.
by Camp Johnsonburg July 25, 2008
Get the Bugafado Disease mug.A disease in which the victim has overwhelming urges to "slit their wrist's" and "hide in the stairwell." This is called "Emo Disease" although it has nothing to do with the music. These people who are plauged by the "Emo Disease" are sick because of their lifestyle, not music.
Emo person - I hate the world and I wanna cut myself...I've been stricken with a serious case of Emo Disease.
Guy- ......
Emo person - The music makes me do it!
Guy- ....what.
Guy- ......
Emo person - The music makes me do it!
Guy- ....what.
by Elitemaple July 21, 2008
Get the Emo Disease mug.Asian Booty Disease, also known as ABD is a complication that effects 99.7% of the Asian population. It is usually noted at the age of 15 by young Asian girls who try to shake their ass like black girls in music videos seen on BET and MTV.
There are only two known treatments for ABD. The obvious, ass implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict Asian parents. The second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each ass cheek. The only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.
There are only two known treatments for ABD. The obvious, ass implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict Asian parents. The second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each ass cheek. The only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.
Victoria: Why is my ass so flat?
Bob: Let me see. Damn girl, you got yourself a case of ASIAN BOOTY DISEASE.
Bob: Let me see. Damn girl, you got yourself a case of ASIAN BOOTY DISEASE.
by GUDDAGUDDA April 6, 2010
Get the Asian Booty Disease mug.When someone sits out in the sun for a long period of time and their skin flakes off and the layer below starts to change colors. Also denoted by the shriveling and curling of hair.
Melanie you should stop going to the tanner you're starting to look like you have Sapatchkins Disease.
by Tha Helpdesk February 20, 2009
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