Crunkaluphagus

To get so crunk that you cant even say it, much less walk straight, or be coherent.

That guy is so crunkaluphagus he should already be unconcious

by Charhew October 27, 2008

Crunchy Vocals

when vocals have kind of a heavier sound to them, sort of a rasp.

"gerard way has some crunchy vocals!"

by motherfuckinggenius April 14, 2010

Crungry

(adj.) 1. Dangerous combination of cranky & hungry, made worse by an extreme desire to do nothing but relax after a long day away from home; Although hungry, cooking is the last thing one can imagine doing.

2. Also. Crunchy-Hungry; That feeling one craves after a completely satisfying and hearty meal to crunch on something for dessert or late night snack.

I was so crungry on my way home I was dreading standing in the kitchen to endure the task of cooking.

What a great stress relief I enjoyed as I chopped the tomatoes and sliced the chicken for my chicken taco salad. My crungriness melted right away...

Hmm, maybe I'll get some sweet & salty popcorn to cure this crunger... lol

by Aderf Nosmook March 4, 2013

Crunch Bunching

When one person fills their underwear with potato chips and uses their hand to crush the chips around their genitals while their partner holds their head between the legs and catches the falling chip crumbs with their mouth.

Matthew used ketchup flavored chips when he was crunch bunching me yesterday. It was delicious!

by Cincinnati Bungle February 29, 2016

Crund

crund is literal filth and is used to show how filthy or 'crundy' something is

Dude Isaac's car is so crund

don't talk to Aiden, he's crundy as fuck

by crundy bingus July 31, 2016

crunklesided

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards, back-asswards, and sideways; caddywhompus

This old house sure dose have some crunklesided walls.

by Geoge P. Burdell July 27, 2016

Crunk in My Crocks

Being 'Crunk In My Crocks' means to be a middle aged person who Is also frequently high.

"Aww man, that kids dad is always Crunk in His Crocks. Should we call DHS?"

"Awww mahn, I can't wait to be the dad that's always Crunk in My Crocks!"

by Coffee to help me sleep October 1, 2017