salad crawdad

the biggest white mans whore in the world,
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness

ari: “Bitchh did you hear about salad crawdad?”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”

by big mac girl September 17, 2018

Newton's Cradle

When two butthole surfing gentlemen get together and, rather than "scissor", slap their nuts together in such a fashion that the laws of physics are predominantly exemplified.

I was studying for class and my professor suggested trying a "Newton's Cradle" but I'm pretty sure we had different ideas.

by TheJewishWonder April 24, 2019

cawley

1 comes from the Greek word cawlius which translates as skunk or skank. 2 modern development refers to a person who is very gullible.

1 jeez that girl in the corner looks like some cawley

2 oh my god she would believe they took gullible out of the dictionary if you told her, she is so cawley.

by thabius knowsalot January 21, 2007

robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.

I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.

by jerem December 11, 2003

Crawling Butt Lick

A harsh -albeit immature- generic insult. I guess it's incinuating that the person who this insult is directed to is comparable to something that wriggles around someone's buttocks, licking it (or perhaps the asshole itself) for whatever reason.

British in origin.

It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.

"You're nothing but a crawling butt lick, Neil!"

by Asura October 26, 2004

crawler

when a girls is so big u can almost crawl in

yo man steph had a crawlr and i had to have a pulley system rigged up so i didnt fall in

by michael landrum October 13, 2004

creepy crawler

a person who paces market central or any other cafeteria as he eats. usually a male. will also have other strange behaviors such as hiding knives in their sleeves, and switching from table to table. the creepy crawler will not stop walking his path for anything other than food or creeping.

"oh my god, the creepy crawler is back again, just stay out of his path."

by gamgeegirl101 November 12, 2009