emotionally constipated

the extreme inability to handle or process any emotions.

This girl I knew was so emotionally constipated, she couldn't even cry.

by ChrisSBU November 8, 2008

Constipissing

When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever

Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate

Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!

Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!

Adam (meekly): yes :(

by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010

constipated rock

Alternative 90's and later rock music wherein the band's lead singer constantly sounds like he's pinching a cement loaf. First made popular by Bruce Springsteen, later adapted by Top 40 crackers like Nickelback and Three Days Grace.

"Hey, did you hear that new Chad Kroeger song?"
"No way, I can't stand that constipated rock. He sounds like he needs a stool softener!"
"Well, it's still better than screamo"

by Prof. Wreck July 20, 2007

conservachism

The gap between the policies of the far right and the conservative reality they claim to uphold.

Far right pundits like Rush Limbaugh, attempt to speak from a position of Moral authority while their lifestyles fly in the face of these supposed beliefs; this is a clear example of Conservachism!

by CultrWar July 12, 2010

Conspiracy President

Another term slapped on 45 because of his penchant to believe that solid facts are conspiracies and that right wing fiction is fact.

This sad, seriously paranoid and isolated poseur con artist will go down in history as the Conspiracy President since his belief that he is being victimized by conspiracies has always been the main subject of his rallies and tweets.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Consumability

The quality of being able to access, consume and retain information, specifically in a learning environment

The consumability of the content made it easy to learn.

When deciding on an e-Learning platform, consumability is a large determining factor.

by Startup Industries March 22, 2020

bowl constrictor

a large, snake-like bowel movement that requires plunging and several flushes to send it on its' way. Most embarrassing when it rears its' ugly head on an away game.

double flusher dookie deuce dump poop pooh doo-doo turd poo caca bowl constrictor

by pinkhaus March 17, 2009