Complete bollocks

Complete bollocks when somebody is chatting complete bollocks it means they are chatting rubbish chatting shit talking nonsense what they are saying has no substance to it and should be

Bobby: I'm the hardest bloke in the world nobody can take me.

Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.

by Really long words February 2, 2022

Completely normal person

Someone who isnt trying to be the BIG thing. just genuinely trying to be useful and to have a good life, they do care about their grades, also will definitely will have an good job, did we even mention how they are only a little different when it comes in appearance?

God these brats doing the fake masochism thing saying they are "normal", do they even know what is a completely normal person?

by Insomnion June 25, 2022

Complex Multiversal Disorder

A CMD is when one or more universes experience a disorder including one, two, or no entities.

Bob: Hey John, have you seen my phone?
John: Uhh... I think its expiriencing a Complex Multiversal Disorder.

by olek0 July 15, 2022

Kirk Complex

When a guitarist in a band (typically a heavy metal band) uses too much wah wah effect in their solos, as Kirk Hammett of Metallica does.

The guitarist in this band has a major Kirk Complex.

by Cheddar Bay Biscuit June 5, 2010

n-complete

The act of finishing all 500 levels in the computer game n. This is worthy of being called pro as well as great adulation from all.

Dude I finished 89-4, I am now n-complete.

by nick-e-k May 14, 2010

Hefarian Complex

A mans constant need to have more women as friends than men. This surrounds him with women that are in the friend zone for the time being, but knowing well that he has a reserve of women that he can tap into at any time. These men generally have low self esteem on their own and are provided with a regular ego boost by having several attractive women to talk to.

Friend: Do you think your boyfriend is cheating on you? He has lots of girls that are friends.

Girlfriend: He says they are all "just friends" but I think he is keeping them in his back pocket just in case, he has a Hefarian Complex.

*In case of emergency, break glass for the friend's va jay*

by Ms. Strawberry December 2, 2011

beemer complex

Noun. A condition inherent to drivers of BMW automobiles, causing them to overtake the fast lane of any road, and often in a belligerent, arrogant, pushy and assholish manner.

The moment he sat behind the wheel of the E21, Davenport began to feel the onset of what several Behaviorists have dubbed 'beemer complex.'

by James Hoffa Lincoln October 9, 2014