A loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife.
by Bill Dev September 13, 2006
Get the cosby sweater mug.The sexual act of vomiting fruity pebbles onto your lover's genitalia and then pleasuring him/her. The result should look like one of Bill Cosby's wardrobe nightmares from his hit '80s TV show.
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n. A penis which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge bellend. And when I say skinny, thin shaft, I mean it. I mean, it has the Girth of a pencil.
It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?
Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
by Rubber Roddy November 30, 2011
Get the Cobbler mug.It's when a man sits in pie and wiggles his penis around wearing a costume. Occasionally the man starts tearing up, therefore it's known as Crybaby Squad.
One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass
(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")
One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass
(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")
SIMON: Bro, did you hear what Angela caught Patrick doing last night?
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.
by Clarkinator July 28, 2016
Get the Squat Cobbler mug.The act of a man releasing his cum on a partner (preferably the face) and then following it with a series of violent acts that leads to the person bleeding, thus combining the white and red to create: the cherry cobbler. The same act could be done by a woman if she is a squirter. Same could be called of the dick if it's been fucking something bloody.
by Avatar8644 September 14, 2006
Get the Cherry Cobbler mug.Taking as many peach rings as possible, line your cock with them. Then have a girl give you a sloppy blowjob.
by Curtis Smith III March 26, 2011
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