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cosby sweater

A loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife.
I saw this guy wearing a cosby sweater back in 84, he was stealing the hubcaps off of a school bus.
by Bill Dev September 13, 2006
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cosby sweater

The sexual act of vomiting fruity pebbles onto your lover's genitalia and then pleasuring him/her. The result should look like one of Bill Cosby's wardrobe nightmares from his hit '80s TV show.
I gave my ex-boyfriend a cosby sweater because I'm a sexual deviant.
by anonymousmanofmanynicefaces September 26, 2006
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Cobbler

n. A penis which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge bellend. And when I say skinny, thin shaft, I mean it. I mean, it has the Girth of a pencil.

It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?

Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
by Rubber Roddy November 30, 2011
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Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in pie and wiggles his penis around wearing a costume. Occasionally the man starts tearing up, therefore it's known as Crybaby Squad.

One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass

(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")
SIMON: Bro, did you hear what Angela caught Patrick doing last night?
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.
by Clarkinator July 28, 2016
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Cherry Cobbler

The act of a man releasing his cum on a partner (preferably the face) and then following it with a series of violent acts that leads to the person bleeding, thus combining the white and red to create: the cherry cobbler. The same act could be done by a woman if she is a squirter. Same could be called of the dick if it's been fucking something bloody.
I just fucked this girl who liked it so dirty, I finally got to give her a CHERRY COBBLER!
by Avatar8644 September 14, 2006
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Peach Cobbler

Taking as many peach rings as possible, line your cock with them. Then have a girl give you a sloppy blowjob.
Curtis: Damn, Alyssa gave me this peach cobbler the other day and it was AMAZING!
by Curtis Smith III March 26, 2011
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Colby (naked mole rat)

colby is a gay ass, sped asd, nigga bitch ass, Jimmy nutron lookin head ass, 2 finger bichass, hit by a train add nigga.
by God 420 69 May 6, 2019
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