Claire

Sexy, Hot body, Tight Body but loose Vagina. She's great in bed. A beast. Love to take it in the ass. But will take it wherever you want to give it. Gives great blow jobs. And will satisfy you in bed. She'll give you great pleasure

Football player #1: You know that Claire? She loves it rough.
Player #2: I know we did it last night. Damn that girl.
*Whole Football Team* Claire! I know her. Naughty Girl.

by thatonedude. November 29, 2013

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clairtextience

the ability to sense when you've received a text without hearing or looking at your phone

oh, i see why he hasn't responded: he was down at the beach all day without his cell phone.

yeah, i guess his clairtextience is off today.

by bailmoney June 28, 2009

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chairtime

Sitting back in your favorite chair (or any comfortable chair) and receiving oral sex from your significant other.

"Honey, do you think I could have a little chairtime later?"

by mvd916 October 13, 2011

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Clart

When the Clitoris Maximus exudes a large flatulation sending the clitoris into a rapid flapping and vibrating motion, usually followed by violent orgasms, vaginal discharge and sometimes explosive excrement. Also known as a clit fart

"OMG did you hear when Mariacarmen clarted during the meeting? There was poop all over the boardroom."

by KJizzo July 18, 2017

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