anal testicular cancer

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback

ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?

by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011

cancergoth

A goth whose face does not exist without makeup. One who has taken "ugliness is pretty" a bit too far

I never even realized she was cancergoth until I saw her without makeup

by sciurus July 25, 2004

cancer kid

A baby who has little hair.

My 7-month-old was on a play date with a cancer kid.

by frabrizio February 21, 2017

cancer cell

A cancer cell is someone who you don't want to be around no matter what. Most people will go to extremes to avoid this type of people. There called cancer cells because when your around them you feel like your being eaten from the inside out.

that dudes a cancer cell.

by Doredude March 15, 2018

lefticular cancer

Testicular cancer of the lefticle

"Sorry, I can't come out this weekend, I've got a chemo session for my lefticular cancer."

by Fatty_McOink_Gay August 6, 2008

Breath Cancer

1) When someone's breath is SO rancid, you can't help but utter, "Yer breath is KILLIN' me (smalls)!!" Hence the term: Breath Cancer. Breath that Kills. It's no joke!

2) OR, when yer friend has a "thinko" as she tries to say 'Breast Cancer', and really she says, 'Breath Cancer'. Then you erupt in laughter cause it's just THAT funny!

Oh my Gawd, did he just eat a clove of garlic? He has total Breath Cancer!!!

by Lori LoLo Robb August 16, 2010

fucking cancer

Someone who is so mentally challenge who gives you cancer whenever the talk to you

TJ Cooper is fucking cancer, every time he talks he gives me cancer all over

-Tommy Blanchard

by Scrub and scrub June 22, 2016