Crisp-Boxing

Many individuals mastubating together over one porno and avoiding seeing each other by wearing a crisp box over their heads.

Dude, We've only got one DVD player, and we're outta time. It's got to be crisp-boxing tonight!

by Ted Haggard May 20, 2009

Crisp Lottery

Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.

Whilst eating some crisps

Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"

You - "O go on then"

Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"

You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"

by benny_ March 18, 2011

crispe

a name you call a girl that is a mature age but acts very childish, she also may be quite attractive

"wow your friend is crispe!" "yeah she just wont get off the jumping castle"

by thepriceisright April 24, 2014

crisp dome

A blowjob that is performed flawlessly and leaves the recipient comatose. A girl capable of giving crisp dome will keep that status with her forever.

Andrea gave Tyler some crisp dome last summer at the lake house.

by Alexmcmullen May 27, 2018

Criispy

Pronounced- Kree-iss-pee: adjective
Like "spicy," "hot," or "attractive," except criispy has more flavor. Also, when you say criispy, you aren't saying slang from the 1980s. Mostly used by gays of all kind and this is usually said by people who find other people attractive, and wanna you know.. do the deeds;P

Damn Ashley is lookin' criispy today.

by this_beach05 October 17, 2018

Crispin

Someone who is extremely wonderful and a good person

Oh, he is such a beautiful guy. He must be a Crispin

by asdaq October 23, 2018

CrispToast18966

A child. The definition of a child. Not much more to say, apart from a child. Also known as “Toastie”, or “Tost”, he loves turkey dinosaurs.

*it’s a joke toastie no offence

OMG, stop being such a CrispToast18966, your 60 for god sake!

by Arham Butt March 31, 2021