broken nokia

A broken Nokia phone is a really rare thing to find because only the strongest things can break it.

Guy 1: OMG IS THAT A BROKEN NOKIA PHONE!
Guy 2: OMG, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!

by Mr.smiles_XD May 14, 2022

Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 24, 2021

broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again

jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her

by yunghunghose February 26, 2019

bent not broken

The person is talking to someone but is still single if they are bent. Broken means they are in a relationship

"I'm bent not broken because I'm not in a relationship yet, we are just seeing each other right now."

by Hellyagurl23 March 28, 2017

The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.

"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Broken Computer

Your worst nightmare

WARNING! If you ever see your Broken Computer you may have these side effects:
Heart Attack
Traumatization

by SomeRandomGuy345 June 08, 2021

broken neck syndrome

A condition where person who passes you in the street or wherever intentionally turns their head so they don't have to look at you resulting in their neck being stuck in a random direction, all to avoid those below them

The lady who walked passed us must have broken neck syndrome just to avoid making eye contact with minority

by Bigsigpig12 October 26, 2019