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Rodeo Blaster

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.
So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."

The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.
by pwdr March 9, 2010
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Suburbia Blaster

Created by the boys of 511, a gang in denver, a suburbia blaster is made by buying a liter of Dr. Pepper, drinking it or pouring it out to the label, then filling it up to the expiration date with the cheapest whiskey available. 511 generally agrees upon Kentucky Deluxe. Close the cap, shake, drink.
Closely related to the ghetto blaster of voodoo glowskulls fame, and the Boulder blaster, made with a 20oz Dr. Pepper in place of the liter due to lower availability of liters of Dr. Pepper on the Hill.
What are you doing tonight?

I dunno, meng, prolly just chillin at Stella's with a suburbia blaster.
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Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.
Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!
by The Earl of Wisesex January 9, 2011
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ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face
The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.
by Supah Dave October 5, 2013
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Clam Batter

The vaginal secretion of a woman during times of extreme arousal and sexual pleasure.
Sally was so turned on, she drenched me in clam batter
by CyanideStudios May 12, 2014
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grundle blaster

The separate hair clipper that men of Middle Eastern, Southern or Eastern Eurpean descent own, keep and segregate apart from any and all other household hair cutting devices and tools for the sole and explicit purpose of trimming their grundle.
Hey Mufasa, have you seen my Grundle Blaster?
by Shark week! October 11, 2015
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iron blaster

Pass me the iron blaster I'm gonna blast these faggots
by Shotgun October 15, 2015
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