blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016

Waifu blast

When a weeb makes a hole on whis waifu body pillow and puts his penis inside of the whole until he cums inside her and sleeps cuddled to it.

Why does he have that body pillow? So he can waifu blast it like the lame virgin he is.

by TomatoCore305 March 3, 2020

blast cabinet

A box or chamber of modest dimensions; usually with one or more handles on the upper surface. The primary use of this cabinet is the disposal of explosive loads of semen or other masturbatory effluent.

I'm going to go use the ol' blast cabinet and then I'll freshen up.

by Hogleg samurai November 30, 2013

Blast Liquid

To shit a watery, diharrea like substance.

Im bout to blast liquid up in your toilet g!

by IsemanAZ August 19, 2008

rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.

Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.

by Alaska51 April 25, 2016

Dingleberry blast

dingleberry blast was created in mid September, 2022. It was originally made from a bunch of different drinks being poured together. Currently the dingleberry blast co. Has made a variety of flavors such as
- original flavor
- princess flavor
- Smurf flavor
- mickel flavor (limited edition)
And even are working on more.
Upcoming flavors will be..
- grandma flavor
- seagull flavor
- piss flavor
- mother’s milk flavor
- holiday flavors (only around for the specific holiday)
Etc.

Ronnie mcnutt: oh goodie! The new flavor of dingleberry blast is coming out tomorrow!!
Walter w.: Zow! I can’t wait to taste the freshness of that sweet sweet blast!!!

by Mia mole November 21, 2022

Car Blasting

When someone opens all the windows of a car, blasts loud music (usually rap or heavy metal), and slowly drives around the neighborhood. It is usually very entertaining.

Tim loves Car Blasting. The reactions from that Soccer Mom are hilarious!

by Onliner August 31, 2016