Turkey Blast

The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

Shonen Blast

The greatest rapper of all time to come out of Grand Rapids Michigan!

"Yo guys did you here Shonen Blast dropped his new song last night?! IT WAS FIRE!"
"OMG is that Shonen Blast?! He's The best artist ever!"

by Shonen Blast! April 12, 2022

Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them

lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck

by Buiks March 31, 2021

prop blast

The backward-blowing air from the propellers or jets of an aircraft that knock a parachutist sideways when he or she first exits the aircraft. The term is used in a prank sometimes played on new soldiers in army airborne units.

"Johnson, go over to the B Company supply room and tell them that you need to bring back a can of prop blast."

by The Tiger of Oakland October 18, 2018

blast cabinet

A box or chamber of modest dimensions; usually with one or more handles on the upper surface. The primary use of this cabinet is the disposal of explosive loads of semen or other masturbatory effluent.

I'm going to go use the ol' blast cabinet and then I'll freshen up.

by Hogleg samurai November 30, 2013

Ginger blasted

When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.

Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.

Being ginger blasted really gets me going.

by Gingerluvr May 21, 2018

Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.

I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022