david beckham

Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.

Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.

David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.

by KRHimself October 30, 2004

because

my uncles excuse for anything

daughter: "Daddy why are you drunk?"
uncle: (after short pause) "BECAUSE"

by supernal December 28, 2005

becca

the girl that has everything a man needs, that will love him and will always hold her thumb up to the moon to make sure she is next to her guy :) also a girl who just so happens to have a dog called mr jefferson

wow your amazing becca :)

by jefferson1991 August 31, 2010

Becky Grin

A profound expression on one's face that resembles that of a shit eat'n grin. Usually remains permanent at all times regardless of the situation. Dates back to an ancient Albanian custom to intimidate their enemies and daughter-in-laws. Has recently become a trend throughout the civilized world and has replaced breast augmentations as the number one plastic surgery procedure.

As the blackjack dealer sucked the last remaining chip from my stack, all she did was stare at me with that Becky Grin.

by Frank Booth December 21, 2004

becky-slide

when you dance with a girl and she moves her body side to side with no rhythm and off-beat most of the time

"That party was horrible. All the girls just did the becky-slide to every song."

by Butchie633 March 15, 2009

victoria beckham

Talentless former Spice Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded David Beckham.

"David, I need to lose weight because my shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"

by clairem April 8, 2007

beck

Full name: Beck David Hansen aka Beck Campbell (David)
born july 8th 1970 hes got all the information!!!
just check out his music..
and ... if you dont understand it then too bad for you.
Pro - Scientology.

Information is something you need to have in your life and the way to get it is by listening to Beck.

by satandra November 5, 2007