beat braking 

Braking your car to the beat of music while stopped at a red light.

Beat braking is fun but can ruin your car's brake system

beat braking by megan718 February 9, 2009

beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

beat the squirrel by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010

beat by the monkey 

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

beat by the monkey by DeanAmine October 6, 2010

beat a fag

To smoke a cigarette.

Skylar: Yo Chad, let's go beat a fag ;)
Chad: aha fuck dude, i'm not wanking you off
Skylar: nah man,get the fuck outta here, I mean let's go smoke a cig :D
Chad: Ooooh, okay man, fucking radical!

beat a fag by proteinmoose March 18, 2014

beat the feet 

To leave or to walk out.

Man I have to beat the feet. I'm late for my appointment.

beat the feet by teaserus June 2, 2016

beat the willy 

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

beat the willy by psychosis098 December 14, 2016

beat the wife 

Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy

Shur Jaysus,of course he’d be drinking beat the wife

beat the wife by BigJson June 25, 2018