Bast

A word made up by triple j host and comedian Ross Noble for the horrible looking australian idol guy sebastian

Bast would have to be one of the most horrible looking people on the planet

by Zi-wordwoman January 5, 2005

Bastard

Part of one the most famous lines from South Park.

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
Yes, bastards are the type of people who have no married parents and who also kill the same child repeatedly.

Or...
"George Bush was a bastard."

by inzomniacFTW March 25, 2010

Fearless Bastard

An internet meme that started out on Facebook. It's an expression used when someone does something that's either really daring, or not daring at all but is just something people sometimes don't do because they are courteous to others.

{Daring}
-The man walked through the everglades because he's a fearless bastard.
-I crossed the road without looking because I'm a fearless bastard.

{Not really daring}
-I ate the last piece of cake because I'm a fearless bastard.
-I learned how to ride a bike without training wheels because I'm a fearless bastard.
-I wrote 199 words on a 200 word essay because I'm a fearless bastard.

by BagelBoy August 8, 2011

cheeky little bastard

A bitch who talks back to you

Person 1: you look pretty
Person 2: aw you look pretty too. PRETTY ANNOYING
person 1: you cheeky little bastard

Mom: do this dishes
Me: no
Mom: stop being a cheeky little bastard and do the fucking dishes before I cut you

Caesar Flickerman: don't make me promise you I won't cry
Katniss: you know I wouldn't believe you even if you did
Caesar: the girl on fire is cheeky!! a cheeky little bastard

by Cheekylittlebastard November 30, 2013

bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Bastard sauce

A transliteration of the words "barbecue sauce" and "mustard."
When these ingredients are combined, they form a sauce that is excellent for hot dogs, bratwursts, sandwhiches, etc.

Hey, when are you going to mix up some more bastard sauce?

by Chaoticist December 16, 2010

Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012