Market Basket

the place where your hopes and dreams die

“Yeah i went to shop at Market Basket, I saw a homeless man eating a whole cucumber, my day was ruined”

by theweirdworker October 17, 2022

Greenville basketball

Shitties team in mvl by far. Comb over bum ass coach and his little boy with the same hair cut as daddy and don’t forget the bald spot. Literally 2-22 we own George Washington tho.

Greenville basketball is ass and we never win.

by George Washington the 3rd 78 March 7, 2023

alabama clam basket

A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy

Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?

by WhiskeyShits October 19, 2015

Eggs in the basket

When a guy puts his testicles in a girl's vagina.

Will talked Molly into doing eggs in the basket

by Dougie1156 August 27, 2016

White-knuckling the basket

The disregarded worry stemming from sleeping with a promiscuous woman who hasn't been tested.

I knew she'd been with a lot of men, but I couldn't resist. I was white-knuckling the basket through the entire session.

by Izzitjustme September 22, 2016

secret fruit basket

When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth

Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.

by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017

mississippi fruit basket

When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to

I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving

by Perphurdle May 20, 2019