retroactively-awkward photo op 

The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.

"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."

retroactively-awkward photo op by ShawnCP November 3, 2009

def jam awkward 

a lame band concurrent with 98degrees.
also an adjective describing something extremely awkward

'So my girlfriend and i got to planned parenthood and they told us that she wasn't pregnant, she was just bloated. It was def jam awkward.'

def jam awkward by Marc Chad Caro-armstong September 3, 2007

mentally awkward 

How to say mentally retarded in a cooler way.

Person 1: Hey, guys! Wanna see my new animal rubber band bracelet!? It's a CIRCLE.
Person 2: Are you mentally awkward?

mentally awkward by NinjaNinja44 June 3, 2010

Buh huh huh <----awkward moment ender 

an affectionate phrase used to deflate the awkwardness of a previous statement.

I heard your cousin Sheila has an STD

Buh huh huh!

Buh huh huh <----awkward moment ender by curt February 21, 2004

that awkward moment when

An introductory phrase commonly followed by a situation that is dubbed awkward.

That awkward moment when little kids talk trash online.

that awkward moment when by anonymously clever September 22, 2013

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War 

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.

George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War by seymore hineys May 19, 2009

Thats Awkward 

The words that come out of a shy persons mouth after they say a word incorrectly. Or in a awkward situation

Kacey:im broke as fuck Cole:Thats Awkward

Thats Awkward by ColeAkaColton July 21, 2018