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Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.
I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.
by heat rod December 3, 2004
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Aunt Flo's country fudge

1. Strange little cubes of fudge available to impulse buyers at 7-elevens.

2. Enjoying the country fudge while your sister, mother, aunt, daughter, or niece is on her period. (See: Aunt Flo, Country Fudge)
Aunt Flo was visiting my sis last week so we all made some country fudge together. I like Aunt Flo's country fudge the best cause'n it's cherry flavored!
by T-diddy McCool November 9, 2006
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Aunt Emily

Butana, tri athlete of whores, careless Mother, a drug addict, alcoholic, evil caniving slut, bitch, and unemployed social climbing hairdresser.
Aunt Emily, Whore, slut, tramp, and one who gets married and pregnant and has no idea why, fake father fucker, and a slut
by The Real Adult November 28, 2009
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auntiegram

Aunt who acts as a grandma. When one considers their aunt as close as a mother,their children call that aunt Auntiegram.
My nieces children call me auntiegram
by chrystal fields April 23, 2007
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aunternal

of, relating to, belonging to, or characteristic of an aunt; inherited or derived from an aunt.
Her aunternal instincts kicked in as she cuddled her newborn niece.
by chickiechickie January 2, 2009
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Auntie Christ

(as in antichrist)

When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.

And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!

When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.

Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you offer to take Auntie Christ out to a lavish dinner at McDonald's and her reaction when she discovers that they're all out of Mcnuggets would make a no-hearted, no effs to give Satan cower in the closet.
by Cevyn Injekkt December 8, 2015
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Aunty Tunde

What about Aunty Tunde?,
Is she Aunty Tunde?
by Valenswit November 17, 2021
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