ass of life

A term of endearment used to describe Christopher Meloni's luscious bubble-butt.
AKA: AOL

"I only watched OZ to see the ass of life in the shower."
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *

by livstabler January 19, 2014

Ass bitch

A phrase used to add to the effect of the word used before. A word is used to describe someone and then ass bitch is said after to the the insult

Guy 1: "fuck you pussy ass bitch"
Guy 2: "ouch"

by 2010s teenager June 18, 2016

ass smack

When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?

"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"

by Shortafpineappl3 May 4, 2018

critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!

by ElinorG September 29, 2006

ass ketchup

mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon

shut the fuck up ass ketchup

by peelshere January 13, 2011

Jizz Ass

When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.

"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"

Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!

Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!

by perfectparadigm January 12, 2010

cock ass

Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.

Fuck You! Fuckin'...Cock Ass!

by Scott B. August 23, 2003