Definitions by ElinorG

whorecutrement

n. a) personal outifit, clothes, dress of a whore b) a whore's equipment except clothes or weapons.

I thought her suitcase was rather small until I realized it probably only contained crusty thongs and other whorecutrements.

whorecutrement by ElinorG September 30, 2006

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adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!

critical ass by ElinorG September 29, 2006

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