whorecutrement

n. a) personal outifit, clothes, dress of a whore b) a whore's equipment except clothes or weapons.

I thought her suitcase was rather small until I realized it probably only contained crusty thongs and other whorecutrements.

by ElinorG September 29, 2006

critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!

by ElinorG September 29, 2006