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ian crawford

Incredible guitarist that has been the former touring guitarist of one of my four favorite bands, Panic! At The Disco. He is super, super attractive and he's very funny. He can also sing like an angel, god I would do anything for him.
Friend: Hey, do you know any good guitarists?
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!
by FALLOUTBOYTRASH December 17, 2017
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ian

Short for “I aint”, ian is just the way you pronounce it typed out
bro 1: yo did u hear about johny depp’s case?
boy 2: yo tbh ian even keep up with that stuff
by enzooo June 4, 2022
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Ian

by maidenless May 12, 2022
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Ian

A black guy that Laney sat on his name can also be miss pronounced as Tyrone
Person 1: Did you see Laney sitting on Ian's tiny dick in that one photo

Person2: yeah on that one girls insa
by anonymous April 23, 2022
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Ian

Ian loves being centre of attention and to perform in front of the firm. His favourite meal are chicken nuggets and he loves to smash a few caramel wafers for dessert. He hates fizzy drinks and raw onion but the thing he hates the most are puffed up cheesers.
Oii look, there’s Ian from the BDB!!
by Polish Rose November 22, 2021
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Ian

The type of person that would care for you even if he says he does not and he my seam dumb but he is smart he is a neard and funny but does not care for a lot of things.
Ian is a very good friend
by Eman110707& October 27, 2021
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Ian

Simply the most horrendous, disgusting, breathtaking because he probably smells like ten cans of bounce that unwashed ass, heart stopping because you can smell all the cheese doodles he's consumed individual to ever be born in the earth with his unholy presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he WAS there and he was the rat that caused the black plague and any major pandemic (including covid) ((he stepped outside)).

Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.

Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Red: "You know Ian, right?"

Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."

Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."

Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."
by BugBytes November 7, 2021
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