Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Legal Agemug. by fuckmeintheassbcilovejesus August 20, 2016
Get the Ag Doodlemug. by 459395 March 6, 2022
Get the Age of pubertymug. A man, typically in his 40s or 50s, that is csnoiberally attractive. This phrase is a synonym for DILF.
friend 1 - "Woah. How old is that guys dad"
friend 2 - "Idk but hes good looking"
friend 1 - "Yea, he is certainly bee keeping age."
friend 2 - "Idk but hes good looking"
friend 1 - "Yea, he is certainly bee keeping age."
by innuendooo October 16, 2023
Get the bee keeping agemug. .9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.
.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 18, 2025
Get the .9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.mug. 
by wrld69 August 14, 2022
Get the middle aged baddiemug.