affpuddle

That pool of water hidden under a wobbly paving stone.

As I stepped on the next paving stone it tipped over a little, shooting a spout of water from an affpuddle up my trouser leg.

by Neville Scollop January 24, 2008

Affourtit

A four tit. When a women has 4 tits.

Holy shit that girl has a Affourtit.

by Michel A October 14, 2009

Affection Errection

An erection of the penis obtained due to affection for a partner, often during cuddling.

Babe I didn't want the booty I just got an Affection Errection!

by Snivvels November 3, 2015

affare

Bargain

Affare means bargain in Italian language

by Jon-dor January 20, 2017

affort

getting an A for effort, aka you tried but failed miserably....

'steven we meant people in washington dc, not dc universe. but still you get an A for affort'

by zefsfez November 30, 2020

Affirmative Action Firefighter

The Affirmative Action Firefighter is a sex move in which the female partner takes the dominant role. The woman dons a firefighter hat, and optionally other fighfighter equipment. She asks her male partner to engage in role play, then gets on top and instructs him to let her know the moment he is about to climax. At this exact moment, she pulls out, grabs his shaft, and aims it back toward him. The objective is to cover her partner with his own man butter, ideally hitting him in the face for optimum effect. This latter part is best done without the man's knowledge or consent.

Susan is all about breaking glass ceilings, even in the bedroom. She performs an Affirmative Action Firefighter on any man she takes home, as a way to assert her dominance.

by Fuzzyfluffle February 21, 2021

Affogato fish

affogato cookie is a fish

submit to bee Affogato fish

by Ihateeclar2050 April 8, 2022