cedric johnson

An amazing beautiful person. Not many cool cedrics out there. Sexy body , nice eyes , cute face are ways to describe him. He's a caring funny type person. Never mean. Hopefully one day you could meet him.

Daamnn cedric johnson.
Cedric is so cute
Fuck me Cedric.

by HonestAbe Lincoln October 6, 2013

Gary Johnson

the only candidate in 2016 who would respect individual rights and liberties including free speech and cannabis legalization

Gary Johnson is good, Clinton and Trump are both bigots towards LGBT people and racial minorities.

by Libertypedia June 4, 2023

Jynxzi's Johnson

Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''

(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')

Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY

by anowachutinkinaba October 14, 2023

Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet

Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!

by CatRyBou August 20, 2023

Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.

I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.

by ManusMallard May 9, 2023

Emily Johnson

Emily Johnson is a well known celebrity who is well known for dancing on a app called tik tok

"oh did you see Emily Johnson new post?"

"yeah she's a good dancer isn't she"

by Dora Johnson November 2, 2019