Stinkbutt Johnson

Adj. When someone's butt smells bad or when they are being very annoying.

Brady : "Yo what's that smell?"
Summer : "It's Carsyn, she's a Stinkbutt Johnson"
Brady : "She smells like diarrhea"

by susiejoejoSBJ September 24, 2020

Slick Johnson

An unsheathed penis.

“I am out of condoms, I’ll just slick Johnson this chicken”

by SlickJohnsonBro June 23, 2018

Barbara Johnson

A big fat woman with learning difficulties and lives off benefits.

hey tom look at Barbara Johnson she is looking so big and grotty today”

by Anonzzzzzyehehehwhwj May 10, 2018

Guyia johnson

The prettiest girl in the world 🥰

Guyia Johnson is the definition of beauty

by Big shall May 9, 2022

Drew Johnson

When you wake a girl up in the middle of the night for a blowjob.

I came home last night and gave my girlfriend the Drew Johnson

by 2pointwhoa November 22, 2020

Pulling a Johnson.

Telling Goebbels style massive lies.

He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.

by CrazyCatRescueMan September 1, 2019

Boris Johnson

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves

I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!

by jpdfive June 14, 2022