The Big Cloud

The seasonal depression that accompanies The Bid Dark of the long winter months.

I have to stock up on vitamin D supplements. The Big Cloud is coming.

by carlwillruletheworld March 01, 2019

Douche Cloud

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.

Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

chocolate cloud

When you try to really hard to fart and it comes out as a cloud of shit.

Guy: Hey man I just chocolate clouded your mother!
Guy 2: What the fuck dude.

by Shidrizzlethelordoflot September 10, 2013

cloud dreamer

Aleyna

Aleyna güzel bir cloud dreamer.

by Snrsnr November 05, 2017

Mouse clouds

failure to release a large amount of smoke after taking a hit of weed.

Breshaun and Pat think they blow big smoke but actually they blow tiny little mouse clouds

by big big smoke April 07, 2018

Dick Cloud

When one has reached an age in life that his pubic hairs are white and once the penis is exposed it appears to be floating on a cloud.

Did you see that old mans dick ? It looked like a dick cloud.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 18, 2018

Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.

Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.

by Csmoove901 October 10, 2017