forced wipe

when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass

Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report

Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.

by highyieldjoe February 26, 2017

ass crap wipe

a booty wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)

by aye boii July 17, 2017

whisker wipe

When a male wipes a females ass with his whiskers.

"Hey man, did you go down on her?"
"Nah, but I gave her a whisker wipe"

by Shotsofhenney March 15, 2017

the wipe and clean

When u get a wet wipe and shove it up ur dick hole to clean out all the sin

To shawty we gon get so nasty imma have to do the wipe and clean afterwards

by astridraider July 4, 2016

wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

by aveman0204 June 14, 2016

ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping

Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes

by joecord May 17, 2016

dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016