It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.
Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022
Get the The wedding specialmug. Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.
I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.
by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013
Get the Darwin Specialmug. When a very deep connection occurs between a male and a female, the pair snuggle naked and enter a new psychedelic emotional state, involving heavy levels of communication and no sexual penetration.
Me and the bees went out to da club on thursday. Met this girl I knew she was the one so I sealed it with a Spud Special.
by Spud Special May 30, 2014
Get the Spud Specialmug. Bruh...Carlos literally just recieved The Velicu Special, we need to call the suicide hotline prevention.
by BigOlFart November 9, 2017
Get the The Velicu Specialmug. The Joesy Special is a fabled and unique sex position developed from the mystic arts, in which the man cuffs the ladies breasts underneath while he is enduring intercourse from the rear end. The Joesy Special is a once in a lifetime experience, once you have mastered the Joesy Special, you'll never go back.
by Junky Joe March 5, 2019
Get the joesy specialmug. by Freexxxtenc123 June 22, 2018
Get the Shannon specialmug. Nesquik chocolate milk with an extra special Ingredient called L`Extreme d`Absente Bitter otherwise known as pure Absinthe
by Plaide March 6, 2010
Get the Special Nesquikmug.