Carl-Emil

Usually a very smol dick around 3 cm but he is still a lady magnet and fucks your mom

guy 1: Who is that guy with that smol dick?
guy 2: He must be an Carl-Emil

by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022

Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

Carl

A llama that kills people and eats hands.

Carl! There is a dead human in our house!

by TubaMaverick April 20, 2022

Carl

Carl is an asshole. However he is good at giving advice and will make you laugh about your trauma. He is a short closeted gay man, he will never admit it to himself but his all his friends know. He's a bad texter :). overall 5.9/10 rating.

Person a: Hey did you see the new kid?

Person b: yeah he was so short definitely a carl!

by carlisgay.com September 20, 2021

Fate/Carl

Some mf that always wins ratios and deserves to be loved fr

Look guys its Fate/Carl! Tell him he's an amazing person

by Miguelffrfr January 20, 2022

carl caviar

A english definition of a swedish delicates named "Kalles Kaviar".

I would like to have some of carl caviar on my sandwich

by caviartuben April 14, 2020

Carl

The ULTIMATE Capper. He’s not someone you want to associate with. He never listens, is more stubborn than the most stubborn person you know.

He makes the worst plays in any game he plays, and above all, he is 100% convinced he’s good at everything he does. That’s why he’s the ULTIMATE CAPPER.

Damn, that haircut Carl gave me? I swear I lost braincells.

by FullyKitted November 22, 2021