when you take a piss outside in the cold and blistering weather, then go back inside and ur penis hurts like hell
can also apply if u take a piss almost straight after drinking carbonated drinks
can also apply if u take a piss almost straight after drinking carbonated drinks
by SebaliMotherTrucker November 3, 2023
Get the zapper mug.Zeppelin is cute and hot and attractive all at once and looking at him is the best thing anyone could ever do.
He does this absolutely adorable thing whenever he gets butterflies, where he like groan/chuckles, and curls up in a ball at the same time.
But he’s also super talented. He can play instruments, and sing. HE CAN SING!! HE’S GOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE EVER and you could just listen to it for hours.
He’s also a great hugger, kisser, and cuddler. You could (and will) fall asleep on him. Let’s not forget to mention that he smells. So. Good.
He’s ALSO super fun to talk to. You can be yourself around him, and crack as many 69 jokes as you want, and he’ll somehow think of more to say back. It’s hard (that’s what he said) talking to him and not laughing at LEAAAST three times.
I love him so so so much, I can never say it enough.
Zeppelin. I love you so much. And I’ll love you forever. Until I die. I am the luckiest woman alive. being able to call you mine makes me so flipping happy ^^ <3
He does this absolutely adorable thing whenever he gets butterflies, where he like groan/chuckles, and curls up in a ball at the same time.
But he’s also super talented. He can play instruments, and sing. HE CAN SING!! HE’S GOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE EVER and you could just listen to it for hours.
He’s also a great hugger, kisser, and cuddler. You could (and will) fall asleep on him. Let’s not forget to mention that he smells. So. Good.
He’s ALSO super fun to talk to. You can be yourself around him, and crack as many 69 jokes as you want, and he’ll somehow think of more to say back. It’s hard (that’s what he said) talking to him and not laughing at LEAAAST three times.
I love him so so so much, I can never say it enough.
Zeppelin. I love you so much. And I’ll love you forever. Until I die. I am the luckiest woman alive. being able to call you mine makes me so flipping happy ^^ <3
Person One: Hey.. who is that? He’s so hot I kinda wanna get his number
Person Two: That’s just Zeppelin. I wouldn’t do that if I were you though
Person One: What? Why not?
Person Two: He’s kinda dating someone already.. you wouldn’t wanna mess with her
Her: *cracks knuckles* (she’s actually not that scary)
Person Two: That’s just Zeppelin. I wouldn’t do that if I were you though
Person One: What? Why not?
Person Two: He’s kinda dating someone already.. you wouldn’t wanna mess with her
Her: *cracks knuckles* (she’s actually not that scary)
by YOUPI!!! March 26, 2024
Get the Zeppelin mug.A slur predominantly used against trans people who had a double vasectomy to remove their breast tissue, usually used by transphobes and shitty people.
(Fun fact! They will not stop at trans-men, as anybody who has had a double vasectomy or any similar scars cis or not will get harassed as obsessive people will still assume they're trans and will ask for pictures of their genitalia y'know,, to make sure they're not creeps or anything...)
This term specifically fits under anti-transmasculinity
(Fun fact! They will not stop at trans-men, as anybody who has had a double vasectomy or any similar scars cis or not will get harassed as obsessive people will still assume they're trans and will ask for pictures of their genitalia y'know,, to make sure they're not creeps or anything...)
This term specifically fits under anti-transmasculinity
"you will never be a man zippertits!"
Ah yeah whatever you say Karen, I'm sure I'll change my mind any second now!
Ah yeah whatever you say Karen, I'm sure I'll change my mind any second now!
by dishbug April 17, 2024
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He deserves the best of the best.
He’s so talented. HE PLAYS MUSIC! HE’S A MUSIC KID! THAT’S SO COOL!! Not to mention he’s super good.
Zeppelin’s just about one of the most attractive people you’ll meet too (he thinks otherwise, he’s completely wrong). Like his hair is GORGUS and his style is so unique and cool. You know what else is cool? ZEPPELIN!
I love Zeppelin <3
He deserves the best of the best.
He’s so talented. HE PLAYS MUSIC! HE’S A MUSIC KID! THAT’S SO COOL!! Not to mention he’s super good.
Zeppelin’s just about one of the most attractive people you’ll meet too (he thinks otherwise, he’s completely wrong). Like his hair is GORGUS and his style is so unique and cool. You know what else is cool? ZEPPELIN!
I love Zeppelin <3
Person one (gay guy): hey who’s that hottie?
Person two (also gay guy): Uh that’s Zeppelin. You don’t know him? I tried getting with him like a week ago… but I think he’s straight.
Person one: ain’t no way a straight guy has THAT much style. I’m gonna give it a go.
Person two: okaaay..
Person two (also gay guy): Uh that’s Zeppelin. You don’t know him? I tried getting with him like a week ago… but I think he’s straight.
Person one: ain’t no way a straight guy has THAT much style. I’m gonna give it a go.
Person two: okaaay..
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