Zombies of the Potomac

An overly conservative approach taken by the undead in Zombie Fantasy Football that conjures up thoughts of the pre-Grant Union Army.

I can't believe they only attacked three teams this week. It's like we're fighting the Zombies of the Potomac.

Zombies of the Potomac by Pedro Estrian November 1, 2009

Zombie Bang 

The committing of sexual acts while either a Zombie or a human in Zombie attire.

After the costume party, Rufus zombie banged Michele at her apartment.

Zombie Bang by willi655 February 15, 2010

Zombie dick

What your finger looks like after injuring and becoming an absolute bloody mess under neath the fingernail

"You were so trashed last night when you slammed your finger in the door. How's that feeling today"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"

Zombie dick by bamasa37sb34 January 19, 2014

Zombie Jesus day 

Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.

Happy Zombie Jesus day bob!

Zombie Jesus day by [e-mail] April 8, 2010

Zombie Apocalypse 

The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.

The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.

Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.

The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse has begun.

Zombie Apocalypse by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010

Zombie Ice Cream 

See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla

More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!

Zombie Ice Cream by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

ZOMBIES vs ROBOTS 

in post apocalyptic earth(after WWIII)all humans have been destroyed and there is only zombies and robots left

choose now!

TEAM ZOMBIE Team Robots

team robot: OMG why we suk soo bad, we lose ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS

team zombie: Damn right you do..now bow down so i can eat ur brains(which are atop your robot bodies..thus giving us a reason to fight).

ZOMBIES vs ROBOTS by nonameformedude October 12, 2008