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epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand
by b-man68 January 6, 2010
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Yogury

replacement of any yogury- a word for people thats parents will beat your ass for cursing
yogury u
by kev_23 November 7, 2017
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yoghurt suprise

while smashing a woman vigorously with your wombworm from behind, and begin to tingle like a paedo in madeline mccann, exclaim "baby im coming", "ooo yeah i wana cum on you baby", or even "wwwaaaaeeehhh on your arse love!". At this point, squirt, tip or pour depending on your general love-tap spray a portion of yoghurt on the small of her back, her arse or other point on the back of her body. She will then turn around, and at that point the suprise comes into effect, jam your chappie into her face and chafe away at the fella and spaff glorious amounts of man silk into her aghast face....shout "suprise!"
dude, the other night i was down doggy with mel when i decided to give her a yoghurt suprise...should have seen her face!
by donkeywillymassive October 30, 2008
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Yogurtha

A female person addicted to the consumption of Low-Fat Yoghurt, usually in the attempt to maintain a slim waist-line.
"Jesus! Pamela has grown SO transparent of late! Her brother Gideon told me she's a closet Yogurtha..."
by paganroman August 2, 2007
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purple yogart

When a girl bleeds from her vagina and a guy gives her a creampie(ejaculates in a girls vagina)and keeps going till the blood mixes with the cum.
Joe:man I got it on so hard with my girl-friend that she was just covered in purple yogart.

Ted:Man Joe it must have been beast mode last night for you.
by gen.fox June 8, 2010
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Yourteacher.com

A Math tutoring website that helps kids understand math. They have youtube videos, and it helps many who dont understand what their math teacher is saying.

Or: A Comeback proving that learning math in school is a waste of time.
My math teacher spends about 5 hours talking about how triangles are congruent, and i ACTUALLY learn more in 5 MINUTES by yourteacher.com
by partyrockstar222 December 7, 2011
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Yogurtcore

Basically a scene kid- just less annoying- they don't pretend to have ADD just to look random.Slightly more gay lookin (if thats even possible) than scene kids. Yogurtcore kids(YXC kids) are obssessed with leopard and zebra print things, love bright colors, most dont were "stunner shades" or chains or grills- yogurtcore kids are different from scene kids, because scene kids WANT to be gangsters, and they WANT to be ADD, they WANT to be cool, but they try to hard, SCENE KIDS ARE ALL FAKE! Yogurtcore boys and girls dress exactly alike. they both were tutus, they both like zebra print, they both wear skinnys that are to small, they buy band tees that are to small.
A yogurtcore kid is basically a scene kid, just not a poser, and more girly looking
by ARIBBIT! January 12, 2011
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