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da broken window

when you bang a chick in a van (preferably a piece of shit van) then throw her through a van window (a rolled up window so that she smashes through the glass and onto the street). thus, "da broken window"
johnny bigdick broke up with anna by giving her "da broken window".
by uberdada July 7, 2008
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Window Cleft

noun. A small pyramidal-shaped section of unwashed windshield glass, which is a result of the windshield wipers not being able to reach it. It is usually located at the bottom center of the glass.
Daughter: Mom, why is that little shark fin on the window?

Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.
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Windows 10

The cancer of an operating system that we don’t get rid of because it’s Windows. It’s the most popular operating system. It’s the only one with software, It’s the only one that you can game on, It’s the only one that you can get viruses from and It’s the only one that will let your mum discover your location. We just let it get bigger and bigger and worse and worse. We don’t escape. We can’t escape. Microsoft and their spyware is attached to us. It’s everywhere. Everywhere you look. Everything you have. Look at the Windows. They need an update or they’ll break. But if you install it they’ll explode. Look at your dog. It’s Windows 10. Breath in the air, It’s Windows 10. How do we stop? When do we stop? Everything... it’s all... Windows, 10...
F*cking Windows 10. What’s with this Microsoft account sh*t? Why do I need to enter public info “in case I forget my password”? Which is less secure than my 69 character long one?!
by dight March 6, 2021
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Hollie window

A separate window kept open on a computer screen to browse horny pictures of a Holliebeam or a Smunckin. An excuse to masturbate whilst operating a computer. A sexy screen saver.
"Damn! that Hollie window showing that sexy wench makes me wanna beat my bishop till I shoot my load!"
by sparky marky February 25, 2008
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mole at the ticket window

I have a mole at the ticket window and have to find a bathroom ASAP.
by Evans Elves January 2, 2010
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Drake Flying Out the Window

A smoker that bullies people.
Has a cow head.
Listens to onion music
performed below state average
eats balsa wood and gets held back and homeschooled
by \your real name./ March 25, 2019
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windows

An operating system which uses backslashes in paths (which get confused with escape characters), has a useless terminal, uses the longest damn pathnames and identifiers ever, and has absolutely no modularity whatsoever.

I have spoken.
Windows user: Windows isn't crap - you can carry out complex tasks with months of programming with it.

Sensible person: You can do it with Bash in five minutes.
by xlq January 13, 2007
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