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Why Not Boner 

That moment when you know you should have an erect penis but don't for one reason or another be it known or unknown and it makes you angry.
I can't get hard for this girl because she has a boyfriend. FUCK! Let me go make some shit up for the urban dictionary. "Why boner" is when you're confused and horny. I'll call this the "why not boner".
Why Not Boner by Dang it, Bobby! January 3, 2019

why do my posts always get declined 

If you decline this you aren’t loyal to pewdiepie and you love tseries and are gay
Why do my posts always get declined?

why why me 

Is a bruh moment when u get oposed by a threat and u feel sad
Jon:u are dumb

Marry:why why me

Jon:Im sorry i didn't mean it
why why me by Ruckmonth October 8, 2019

Why does my ass hurt? 

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.
Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

Why does urban dictionary hate me

Is it because I say oof too much because I really am trying to change my awful ways
Why does urban dictionary hate me

why is my penis big 

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime
John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now