when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.

I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.

by jsd9632 February 21, 2012

When in doubt pinky out

An older term told to people going to tea parties or fancy parties. Now used as a term to tell someone when in doubt try it anyway.

Trever - should I try Bungee jumping ? Lisa- when in doubt pinky out !

by dragonboy8586 July 14, 2021

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

by Somepersonwhoknows September 15, 2020

When

When you finally know how much I love you!!
You need to hear it from my eyes!!!

You are right, you will know
How I love you so!!!

I

When this happens… I will still be a babbling fool!!
In your arms, will make the babbling stop!!
Hold me!!
I love the thought!!!
I love you!!

by Just a girl with 💔 June 16, 2023

When life gives you lemons

Make him/her your citrus friend! :D

Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!

Boy: What?

by a random potato January 28, 2020

This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.

When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs”

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.

by Spencer 1986 January 14, 2009

When you die nothing happens

What you say when an athiest sneezes.
Phrase coined by Dance Cook.

Athiest: AH AH AH,.... BACHOOOOOO!?!
Person: God bless you.
Athiest: Uhhh, I'm an athiest
Person: Excuse me, When you die nothing happens. Jerk

by Krieger69BKK March 1, 2009