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whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024
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Bull Whacking

Bull whacking is when either partner spanks one another with a bully stick. Note: a bully stick is a dried bulls penis.
I was bull whacking last night and wow my cheeks are a sore! What a”treat”!
by The Hobbits October 9, 2022
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Whacked

Jon: WHACKED
Carl: What happened

Jon: the fucking bitch fucking cut me off
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Whack

You know, life is just WHACK sometimes
by blackboi69 September 28, 2021
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Whack

The criminal was whacked for federal attempted murder.
by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020
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Mad whack for what

Phrase Brad said once that Jaden repeats multiple times a day without context.
Matt: Sorry I wasn't on ps4 last night guys, I was doing charity work for orphans in Africa"
Jaden: Mad whack for what
by moonwalkingincalabases January 30, 2021
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