Western Alamance

A school way out in the middle of nowhere full of stuck up rednecks who think they are all that and that their rich when really their not. Most people in Elon, NC go there even though its nowhere near Elon. The people that go there are mostly poor or middle class rednecks who live in Elon or way out in the country, but they think their the center of Alamance County. They look down on their rival Williams which is richer and better and has higher standards and call it ghetto because their jealous. Western fails at everything and they cant make up their minds what their mascot is. They have a middle and a high school and they both suck ass. Many girls that go look like Zach Galifinakis.

I'm transferring to Western Alamance

Why

Because I suck dick

by Go Bulldogs April 27, 2011

wasted

to drink so much beer or other drinks that you get oosy and fall down if that happens you must be wasted

bob drank 21 budlights last night he was so wasted he praticly barfed he guts out and fell alsleep on the neboirs roof

by fuck master96 October 16, 2009

Wasted

A state in which one has a "hankerin'" for Ice Cream

I wanna' get chocolate wasted!

by Westin Gavin November 16, 2011

time wasted

When you're up WAY LATE at night and you suddenly find everything and anything hilarious, as if you were drunk.

So today I woke up sore-throated after laughing so much when staying up until like 4am being all time wasted. I swear that I was so time wasted that even Larry King was hilarious.

by JimboWales August 19, 2010

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider in this prestigious club where only a hadful of people have reached.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

by asu1 September 27, 2011

White people wasted

To drink way too much in a short time, of many different, usually incompatible, types of alcohol. Resulting in obnoxious, rude, embarrassing, probably illegal "fun" as described by the drunk white person. There is almost always pictures to be admired the next day, resulting in group reflections trying to figure out what happened last night. I'm not sure if this happens in other races, but I've only witnessed this behavior in white people.

*he says the next day while looking at pictures* "Holy shit! How did I end up dancing on top of a taxi cab in your bra?!" She says "I took my bra off while dancing on the bar, you ran outside and jumped on the taxi!" The third person says "You were all white people wasted!"

by The Dirty Llama May 11, 2018

Chocolate Wasted

When you are wasted on an alcoholic drink containing alcohol and yours or someone else's feces.

Stan: "Are you waisted?"
Dally: "No, I'm chocolate wasted!" *Dally holds up a cup containing vodka and feces mixed in*

by Emma Unicorn January 21, 2016