Tyler’s Washington

Tyler is a Washington. A Washington is a dominant male with a extremely large penis, who is willing to enter a female at any time. Regardless of the place if you ask a Washington for a shag they will more than likely say yes

Tyler’s Washington

by Haha bill April 8, 2019

Red Dawn warnings

Code name for an early email chain among a prominent group of medical experts, sounding the alarm about coronavirus. For months it was ignored by the president, who said of the pandemic, "It will disappear as if by magic".

If the president had not refused to listen to the Red Dawn warnings, the pandemic could have been much more effectively controlled in the United States.

by Monkey's Dad April 12, 2020

emilo 1 tap washing machine

when you hit a 1 tap in csgo or some shit

person 1: yooooooo i just hit a emilo 1 tap washing machine
person 2: nice!!!111!!!

by mariusballs13 November 20, 2021

Building a washing machine

Smoking weed or a joint

Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine

by Washing Machine Warrior March 9, 2023

Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED)

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

by pdtd April 12, 2022

why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you

When someone wants followers and gets their friend to comment on their post to fool the ignorant

James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?

Nathan: sure bro

Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?

by Your uncle’s friend’s sister November 13, 2022