verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency
The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.
by DThompStomp November 23, 2017
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I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
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I ate a Quarter Pounder and nuggets last night and had to suffer through a Waikiki Wipe this morning. I am exhausted.
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Get the Waikiki Wipe mug.when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass
Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
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