wiping the windshield

When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.

“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”

by prep girl five June 05, 2023

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 January 30, 2016

Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.

That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...

by Hard R 66198 June 16, 2023

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

by StupidGood March 31, 2024

Infiniti Wipe

A term used for the endless amounts of toilet paper usage on your anus after an explosive shit.

The last infiniti wipe I had was after I ate at Chipotle three times in one day and I used an entire roll of toilet paper on that poop.

by JsBerries March 07, 2015

Wipe ya lips

What you tell someone who is all up in your business or talking shit

*in a group setting/groupchat*
Joe: “Jackson can’t get any bitches with that haircut bruh”

Jackson: “Okay buddy, wipe ya lips”

by k1ng_k0ng1204 December 20, 2023

ever wipe

When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.

Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day

by HK_MP5 May 20, 2018