I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

calm it down when it is up

this phrase referrs to someone who is irated and dejected by anyone.this is declared when they have to keep their composure

man you are mopin i can tell ya know since this is an instance,calm it down when it is up

by ginger ocean August 14, 2014

When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 23, 2020

When x

When x is my Romeo when x is my monkey when x is my baby when x is my pookie bear when x is my abusive husband that makes me cook when x is my best friend when x is my everything when x is very very attractive human being that loves books,I’d let her flip threw my pages

When x is hot but ass is hotter

by Titaniatefairyqueen June 04, 2025

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by lakunake December 22, 2023

When is topless day

On the 5th of June

When is topless day?

On the 5th of June

by Killer. 0 March 15, 2022

when the farty man is sus

a farty man who is acting very sus...PLZVOTEHIMOUTIMALONEINELECTRICALANDIHEARHIMCOMINGPLZHELPMEOHMYGOD

me: doing electrical
sussy sus farty man:*comes out of vent and kills me*
me:SUSSY SUS FARTY MAN OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG when the farty man is sus OMGGGGGGGG

by when fard fard toxic 69420 July 28, 2021